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ballatyne

A short individual that touches their siblings inappropriately
if you dont stop ill ballatyne you
by WiiSports#1 June 21, 2017
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Ballantine Ale

An american ale, originally made in Newark, NJ but is now made elsewhere. Still found primarily on the East Coast and New Jersey. Often sold in 40oz bottles and pint cans. my favorite cheap beer straight up. dont get it twisted this is not 'malt liquour' like OE, Colt45, etc. Drank by old men, gangstaz, derelicts, and beer lovers alike!

first beer i got smashed on face down in the snow.
i bought a six pack of 16oz Ballantine Ales for 5 bux.
by Tseong Dukez January 30, 2009
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Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.
Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014
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angus bannatyne

an absolute giga mcnigga of a human being. the pinnacle of human evolution. this idea was once laughed about by scientists, but now it has turned into reality. with a 420 inch legendary spiraling shiny metal COCK, measuring a 69 inch girth, angus bannatyne is the closest a human has ever come close to becoming god himself.
"oh my fucking god look at that guy with his mega long schlong"
"yeah he is angus bannatyne"
by terryakichickn August 2, 2021
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I'm Bannatyne

Loosely translates as "I'm out", and can be applied to various situations.

This is a reference to the the default investment position of Duncan Bannatyne, a Scottish entrepreneur who currently sits on the panel of 'Business Angels' on the British version of the tv programme 'Dragons' Den'.

Bannatyne is well known as being one of Dragons who is more reluctant to invest, and can rapidly dismiss a pitch for a variety of reasons, always with the declaration "I'm out".
Bizarrely, however, he has made some of the stranger investment decisions seen on the programme, such as when he bought into a shop in Leicester which sold caps.
Flatmate 1: "See you later mate, I'm Bannatyne"
Flatmate 2: "cool, where you off to?"
Flatmate 1: "I'm going to Theo Paphitis' book signing"
Flatmate 2: "no worries, catch you later"

"this party's rubbish, I'm Bannatyne"

Chap 1: "so I was wondering how to end things with my girlfriend last night, and it suddenly came to me"
Chap 2: "oh yeah, what did you say?"
Chap 1: "I'm Bannatyne. She knew what I meant. Still cried a lot though..."

Budding Entrepreneur 1: "I've just invented a machine which prints money and I've been subcontracted by the Royal Mint..."
Bannatyne (immediately cuts in): "Sorry, but I'm out".

Bannatyne: "So, you manufacture chocolate tea-pots and lead balloons"
Budding Entrepreneur 2: "yep, I'm really confident that with your experience and contacts we can really take this somewhere"
Bannatyne: "I'm in".
by Boxman March 20, 2008
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Ballatant

A replacement for nearly any condescending word. In most cases it is primarily used as an insult. May also be used as a verb to describe a person's actions as condescending or negative towards another person
Vince: "You should quit being so ballatant."

Trevor: "Yeah, don't ballatate me for failing that test."

Derek: "He was ballatating you like it was his job."

Vince: "Yeah, Nickbro really sucks."

Nick: "I am sorry for throwing unnecessary ballatations your way Trevor."
by NDVT May 12, 2010
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Happy Ballantine`s

It`s a happy drinkin` day! A day when you are so drunk you literally love your drunk buddy.
-Let`s have another drink pal!
-Yeaaaah! This shot is for you my friend! Happy Ballantine`s!
by Serioja February 14, 2010
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