ball sweed 

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.

1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."

ball sweed by mobileboner April 13, 2011

Ballseed 

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.

"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me tonight or what??!"

Ballseed by anonymous January 24, 2023

Ballseed 

When you and your friends are plotting to do something, and you try hard.

Trying really hard in something or getting to deep into something that you can’t escape.

“Dude, we’re ballseed in this mission right now.”

Ballseed by yazywaz June 12, 2019

Ballseed 

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.

"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me today or what?"

Ballseed by Urban_Baby January 25, 2023