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ball gargler

Someone who can suck on your balls while performing fellatio on you.
That prostitute was a phenomenal ball gargler... She sucked my balls clean while my flesh rocket tickled her chorus organ, then I blew my man sauce straight down her throat.
ball gargler by solder July 29, 2011

Ball gurgler 

One who takes the testicles into the mouth and Gurgles them in true fashion.
"Oh gosh, look who it is..It's Carmen, she's such a ball Gurgler."

Ballgargler 

A person who gargles ball in their mouth, as they would with mouthwash.
"Maybe I could understand what you are saying, if you weren't such a ballgargler."
Ballgargler by BrittonW June 11, 2006

Ballgarglecuzzi 

When a person lays themselves on their back,folds themselves in half and flops the ball sack in mouth full of hot liquid of personal choice and gargles.
Last night I Ballgarglecuzzied with green tea and honey.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026