Urban Dictionary: baldy

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A word used to describe Britney Spears' new hair style.

Dude 1: Have you seen baldy since she cut it all off?
Dude 2: Who's baldy?
Dude 1: Britney Spears.

by frederickhickory February 20, 2007

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A kid who hasn't hit puberty, and has a really high voice and thinks lame jokes like NRB are the height of humour. And a lot of them are smartarses.

Stupid baldies will never get the hint that they are just stupid kids, and no one cares what they have to say. Stupid baldy fucks.

by Angry Dan May 14, 2004

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Shaved muff, rootie kazootie, Brazilena. A hairless mons. A waxjob.

Thanks to her baldy, she was the most popular cheerleader in the school.

by Moby Doug April 07, 2009

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Mt. Baldy is the highest peak in Southern California. When standing at it's summit, one can see the ocean on a clear day. A science experiment conducted in the 1950's utilized the extraordinary line of sight in order to determine the exact speed of light.

Mt. Baldy Guide: If you look this way, you can see the Pacific Ocean..

Tourist: All I see is a brown mess...
Tourist 2: Smog, gotta love it

by shiverAt50F January 16, 2005

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Northern Irish term to describe confusion, not knowing.

Paddy: Where da fucks the TV remote
John: Ah fuck i havent a baldy mate

Translates to English as
:Could you please tell me where i may find the TV remote control
:Oh my gosh, i am sorry but i do not know

by funkedoff March 06, 2009

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noun: person with no hair; excessive foreskin

"That fool reminds me of that dimwit Baldy."

by Sir Gropes A Lot September 13, 2006

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A hot ass girl, the opposite of raptor.

Damn! Look at that baldy over there!

by MMMiiiDDD February 27, 2005

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