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balamban 

the best filipino family. if you have no idea wtf balamban is, then what is wrong with you
balamban is a great last name
balamban by thisisajulliana November 23, 2019
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Ballambangjang 

A "Ballambangjang" is any fictitious or fantastical place, or anywhere where a story that seems too good to be true might be said to take place.
"Man, this waterpark is so fun! It is almost like a ballambangjang!"
Ballambangjang by Judahcator July 18, 2019
a swarthy, unkempt beard, named after Bob Balaban, the gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind that does some stuff and helps some people.

Also can be used to name a person who sports a Balaban.

Also of note, one can be guilty of pulling a Balaban.
"Damn, was that a guinea pig that just fell out of his Balaban?"

"Hey Balaban, you got a guinea pig in your soup."
Balaban by Toastmaster Flash November 10, 2006

pulled a Balaban 

performing an action that is moderately bum-like, in honor of the bearded gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Bob Balaban.
"I had a job interview and couldn't find the office building, so I stopped in a local parking lot and took a nap."

"Dude, you totally pulled a Balaban."
pulled a Balaban by Toastmaster Flash December 27, 2006

Bob Balaban

1.) A diminutive character actor known for playing awkward intellectuals in stylish glasses, especially in the films of indie auteurs such as Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson, etc.

2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.
Steve: You trying to hit the club tonight?

Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.
Bob Balaban by TheBobBalaban March 3, 2022

balabanidis 

Pontic/Greek surname.Very strong and special genes,born warriors.You have to afraid from someone who has this surname because it's the original pontos style can easily delete you from this world be careful with them.
Legendary Balabanidis blood is one in trillions.
balabanidis by Balaba November 23, 2021

Balamanikandan 

Another name of lord ayyapa
Also a very best and close, reliable friend to have.
Balamanikandan is a daring and trustworthy guy
Balamanikandan by Thehandpump November 24, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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