baked goodz 

When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act of spite.

"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."

baked goodz by Joe from Mint February 8, 2008

baked goodz 

When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.

"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."

baked goodz by Joe from Mint January 11, 2009

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good) 

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good) by Dongo December 3, 2005