a drink for the worst of days. 2 cans of Mountain Dew Baja Blast, 16 ice cubes (no less, no more), 3 pints of orange pulp, a 1/2 ounce of freshly shaved pubic hair, a candle (melted preferably), a teaspoon of spit and a Hershey's Crackle mini bar. Blend all mixed ingredients and serve warm to your favorite enemy or relative.
"Hey Chuck! Why do you have pubes in your puke?"
"Ah man, I just got a bahama bushwhacker from my great uncle again."
"Ah man, I just got a bahama bushwhacker from my great uncle again."
by littlemaggot May 04, 2025