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bagged lunch

This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.
Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.
bagged lunch by Tizzell July 31, 2008

bagged lunch

she pissed me off so i sent her home with a bagged lunched
bagged lunch by rodan October 14, 2004

Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.
Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"
Bagged Lunch by Koogai February 19, 2020

hot-bagged lunch 

while having sex, place plastic wrap over ones mouth, proceed to drop the kids off into the newly made mouth pool, then when you are cumming, drop the bag into their mouth and shower their face. mmmm.
leanne neglected to do the dishes again, so tonight she's getting a hot-bagged lunch.
hot-bagged lunch by f;lkjsdf January 2, 2008
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