Bagged Lunch

A sexual encounter usually during the mid-day. Usually during lunch time, one would leave work or school to meet someone for a "quickie" then return to work or school. Hence the term "Bagged" lunch

1) Meeting Leah for a bagged lunch today.
2) Heading home today for a bagged lunch.
3) Just had a bagged lunch with a co-worker.

Bagged Lunch by Pabst blue September 2, 2009

bagged lunch

This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.

Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.

bagged lunch by Tizzell July 31, 2008

bagged lunch

jerking off into a condom

she pissed me off so i sent her home with a bagged lunched

bagged lunch by rodan October 14, 2004

Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.

Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"

Bagged Lunch by Koogai February 19, 2020

hot-bagged lunch 

while having sex, place plastic wrap over ones mouth, proceed to drop the kids off into the newly made mouth pool, then when you are cumming, drop the bag into their mouth and shower their face. mmmm.

leanne neglected to do the dishes again, so tonight she's getting a hot-bagged lunch.

hot-bagged lunch by f;lkjsdf January 2, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020