Bagged Lunch

A sexual encounter usually during the mid-day. Usually during lunch time, one would leave work or school to meet someone for a "quickie" then return to work or school. Hence the term "Bagged" lunch

1) Meeting Leah for a bagged lunch today.
2) Heading home today for a bagged lunch.
3) Just had a bagged lunch with a co-worker.

Bagged Lunch by Pabst blue September 2, 2009

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bagged lunch

This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.

Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.

bagged lunch by Tizzell July 31, 2008

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bagged lunch

jerking off into a condom

she pissed me off so i sent her home with a bagged lunched

bagged lunch by rodan October 14, 2004

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Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.

Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"

Bagged Lunch by Koogai February 19, 2020

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hot-bagged lunch

while having sex, place plastic wrap over ones mouth, proceed to drop the kids off into the newly made mouth pool, then when you are cumming, drop the bag into their mouth and shower their face. mmmm.

leanne neglected to do the dishes again, so tonight she's getting a hot-bagged lunch.

hot-bagged lunch by f;lkjsdf January 2, 2008

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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