BAFFM 

Stands for Best alien friends from mars. Is used for that one special friend that is as weird as you are, understands eachother, is their when ever you need them, you would trust with you life and you love alot.

She is my baffm

BAFFM by Real shit 478 May 23, 2018

bffmflwwnes

Best Friend For My Fucking Life Which Will Not End Soon

Female: hey bffmflwwnes
Male: What's that?
Female: Best Friend For My Fucking Life Which Will Not End Soon

bffmflwwnes by murder123321 January 15, 2013

Baffodile 

A girl that acts hype and thinks she's better than you but she is actually a big yam head

That suck kratches queens gyal is a big bumboclaat baffodile

Baffodile by ~Sugardaddydenz October 25, 2019

Baffroom 

A place where one goes to shower, wash hands. used the toliet. etc

Hey Sharhonda whee did lil Ray-Ray go? oh! he went to the baffroom.

Baffroom by marcma333021 September 12, 2009

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007

bafflement 

confusing or puzzling.

He was in complete bafflement over who this new girl was trying to be.

bafflement by Morgan T November 10, 2006

Ze Baff 

Hey you guys! I'mma go take a bath!

Murdoc: *sees bathtub* ZE BAFF ! ! !

Ze Baff by 🥀demogorgonqueen🥀 November 18, 2019