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badgering the witness

Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!
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badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals
I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.

Bingering the witness 

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.
Objection your honor, bingering the witness.
Bingering the witness by mikkedj November 12, 2021

Bingering the witness 

1. When an attorney asks a witness inane questions for far too long.

2. An ineffective cross examination.
"Bro, did you see the prosecution's cross?"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"
Bingering the witness by JQ11112021 November 11, 2021

Bingering the Witness 

When the prosecutor knows the defendant is innocent of all charges but goes and ahead and tries to get him convicted anyway by asking inane questions, such as questions about playing Call of Duty or "exploding" hollow-point bullets, while the defense is failing to make any objections.
The prosecution's case was proven false but the prosecutor was desperate for a conviction and started bingering the witness.
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