Bad Thursday

The second Thursday of March is Bad Thursday. A holiday celebrated in the Kingwood, TX area but slowly spreading outward. The holiday revolves around a ghost (which looks just a like a guy with a sheet over his head, sometimes pictured with a bloody tear on his 'face') which haunts anyone that knows about or believes in the holiday. Practitioners of Bad Thursday carry a dead battery with them to protect them from the Ghost's annoyances. The battery is 'dead' so the Ghost does not haunt the carrier of the battery, mistaking them as dead also.

One may also play the 'Chestaphone', or pound ones chest in a rhythm, to keep the Ghost away.

Nick: Hey dude, what are you doing for Bad Thursday?
Robert: Carrying a dead battery! You know I don't wanna get that dang Haunting again!

Bad Thursday by Nick PimpZarella February 16, 2008

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bad thursday

the day prior to Good Friday; where you go out and get drunk and do all the necessary bad things because you can sleep the next day because it is a holiday

Joan: last year on bad thursday I got so drunk I went home with the bartender

Liam: well I woke up in a gutter on Good Friday

bad thursday by #K-i-M* December 14, 2008

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Bad Decision Thursday

A Thursday night of bad decisions resulting in a mild to moderate hangover at work on Friday. At work on Friday, your co-workers will notice your breakfast of greasy foods, particularly sausage links. If you don't have to work, but have an early Friday morning flight and haven't packed and try to say "no" to participating in Bad Decision Thursday, it is of utmost importance that your friends tell you to get your ass out and you can sleep on the plane. Bad Decision Thursday involves a Friday morning sacrifice. Meaning you have to adult, but it's difficult because you made Bad Decisions... on Thursday night. Just say "yes."

"Put your pants on and get to the bar, it's Bad Decision Thursday, Bitches!"

Bad Decision Thursday by Maida S January 17, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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