bad news

Something I'm afraid I've got some

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS! *bangs gavel on podium.

by proudtobeanamerican August 22, 2014

bad news

(n.) a shit, according to our late grandmother

"Do you have to go tinkle or bad news?"

by groganita November 25, 2011

bad news

Any problems that guys may have in any way with excreteing feces. A synonym for IBS, diareah, gigantic shits, and anything that doesnt end up in the toilet. Something that girls are rarely obsrved discussing.

Person one: Dude thaes laxitices were bad news.
Person two: Ohh! did you shit your pants?
Person one: Nah, but while I was in there this fool did some bad news in the urinal.
Person two: Wow!!!!
Person one: Relax dude, I got a picture.

by bathroom guy May 21, 2008

bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004

Bad news

Anyone who brings a lot of never ending trouble into your life

You should dump your junkie girl (or boy) friend, they're bad news. Or don't even let him in the house, he's bad news.

by tvod November 15, 2014

Bad News

City of Newport News, Virginia... locally known as Bad News in the hood. Other city slang names include P-town (Portsmouth, Va) Va Beach (Virginia Beach, Va) and Ham-town (Hampton, Virginia)

"Wuz good?"
"Nutin', chillin' in Bad News."

by Orienos February 23, 2005

Bad News

City of Evansville, Indiana and/or all of Southern Indiana. This area is often called the meth capital and has been referred as Bad News by Northern Indiana press and politicians.

Where are you going?

Down to Bad News.

by CurtisNewburgh March 07, 2015