Top definition
The cause of your previously rock hard schlong shriveling into nothing. When a woman's vagina stinks so bad you now suffer from PTSD and are afraid of being with any woman ever again.
Teddy: Mayne, my rock hard schlong just turned into a dead fish.

JBoy: What caused it? AIDs?

Teddy: Nah mayne, it was that bad moot hygiene.
by straightXed July 15, 2014
Get the mug
Get a bad moot hygiene mug for your father-in-law Manley.