Bad beer

Any of a long list of beers consumed consistently from cans, usually offered from macro breweries for dirt cheap. Available in a wide rang of alcohol percentages, from the 3.5% in many lights beers, to such bad beer power houses as steel reserve, and high gravity weighing in at 8.1%. Bad beers are celebrated for their clutch delivery of a total enebriated state when consumed in mass quantity in a binge drinking situation. Contrary to what the name suggests bad beer is actually very enjoyable and refreshing.

Milwaukees Best is a quintessential bad beer due to its outrageous claims, watered down taste, over carbonation, and white trash appeal.

Bad beer by BIG E of B-40 November 20, 2006

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Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.

Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.

Five Beer The Bad News by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019

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Bad beer • Bad News Beers • Five Beer The Bad News • bad bitch • bad • bad boy • Bad Boy Halo • bad man • bad friend • Bad Girls

Bad News Beers

When you drink too much beer and make bad decisions.

Guy1: Dude what happened last night?
Guy2: I don't even know, but it was def bad news beers!

Bad News Beers by Classy Lady V. 1.0 September 28, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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