Bacon Soda

The worst possible soda

"Hey want some Bacon Soda" "Hey you want your balls chopped off"

by pinecone800 June 27, 2022

Baconsolation

The act of comforting or consoling someone with bacon.

Mom told Betty not to worry about being called fat at school. She explained that lots of famous and successful people were morbidly obese, as she dished out some soothing baconsolation in the form of a few smoky and warm rashers of fine swine.

by KrisBBacon January 14, 2009

baconsoap

hot sexy person that almost no one likes but people like because im so cool

lali: i love you bacon you my bestie!

toble: whos bacon?

lali: the best person ever!!

toble: not true

baconsoap is so cool! wish they were my friend

by baconnnnn August 8, 2021