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bacon sandwich 

her pussy looks like a flapping bacon sandwich

Bacon Sandwich 

One of, if not, the most peng british meals to ever go. Americans make fun of it for being bland but that’s because it isn’t diabetic or it doesn’t cause obesity after one bite. That’s all what fat Americans eat. They are served with sauce mainly Ketchup or Brown sauce but if it’s with like salad cream or mayo then that’s just mank
“Ay mate want a bacon sandwich?”
“Cheers bro, I’ll have with some HP brown please”

Bacon Sandwich 

A nickname for an Australian woman, because they are so delicious and everyone wants to eat them.
You see that girl, Dara, over there? She's australian. She's a total bacon sandwich.
Bacon Sandwich by Murphyllama September 6, 2023

Bacon Sandwich 

Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.
Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?

Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
Bacon Sandwich by Moo Ass March 27, 2009

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.
'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

vertical bacon sandwich 

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
vertical bacon sandwich by Muivirt August 30, 2006
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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