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Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.
Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?

Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
by Moo Ass March 27, 2009
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