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backshits

when you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits all over your dick
its like backshots, but with shit on yo meatsword
John: Did you hear what happened last night?
Alex: Ben gave backshots to Carol, but he got backshits
by buckofrr March 30, 2025
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backseatsman

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.
1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"
by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006
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Trey Cappalot’s Backshot

This is the Backshot of the stereotypical skinny black guy trey cappalot who’s Backshot is impossible to handle.
Nobody can handle that skinny nigga Trey Cappalot’s Backshot!
by Keemmcmeme August 23, 2019
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backshot

To perform a backshot, you gotta screw somebody from behind, bareback. either hole will do. Now, when you pull out instead of blowin it internal-like, and jizz on her back, THAT'S a backshot.

A good one will hit her hair, a great one will hit the far wall.
Watch any generic white people porn, and I'm sure you'll get a great example in no time.
by Zemek1s July 5, 2005
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Backshift

Working long hours late at night at a thankless job all the while getting subjected to constant anal sex.
Anthony has to work another backshift but I think he digs the anal.
by Anthony is not a bot... August 17, 2019
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Backshot

When the female sinks in or arches her back while on her knees and hands on the floor. The male proceeds to enter her vagina while she's in that position. It is recommend that the females throw their ass back while in that position and the male grabs her hair and slaps her ass a few times while saying dominant words.
My back is messed up from that wicked backshot last night.
by Jamaicandothis July 4, 2017
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no backsies

Originating in the game of tag, no backsies is a maneuver in which a player that is "it" cannot be tagged back immediately following the tagging of another player.

No backsies can further be extended into the real world, where people use "no backsies" as a means to avoid doing a task.

To invoke the rule, one must simply say "no backsies" before the item or action in question is returned to its original source.
Example 1: Alice, Bob, and Corey are playing tag, and Alice is "it." Alice proceeds to tag Bob, making him "it." Bob turns around and tags Alice right back. Alice neglected to say "no backsies," and is now "it" again. Bob would not make the same mistake. As his hand touches Alice's shoulder, he screams "no backsies." He then proceeds to punch her in the face for good measure. Bob cannot be tagged "it" until Corey has been tagged. Which won't happen. Alice is in the hospital.

Example 2: Alex and Daniel are arguing over whom has to put away all the toys back into the chest. Their mother comes in to threaten them that if a certain thing isn't put away within the next minute, they would both get in trouble. Obeying the unwritten rule that the last one to touch something must put it away, both proceed to argue over who actually touched it last. Daniel picks it up and throws it at Alex, hitting him in the face, and calls out "no backsies." Alex, now bruised from the padlock that their mother wanted put away, now has no option but to return the heavy metal object back to the toy chest.
by David Fier March 9, 2006
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