Your backpack's open.

You're walking around completely clueless while making a fool of yourself.

Your backpack's open. Your making a fool of yourself.

by Wap Master February 14, 2022

Eugene's backpack

When a Eugene is seen with a backpack, one should run in the opposite direction as fast as possible. The common Eugene will often carry a number of things in his backpack, including a trench coat and a fedora. However, the main reason why Eugene's backpack is worrying is because he usually carries his AK-47 assault rifle with many extended clips. He makes sure that he has extra clips when he is planning a school event in the school hall.

Eugene's backpack contained a variety of items including his assault rifle. It was getting to the whole school assembly, and son we were worried about where those bullets would end up
"I saw a Eugene reach into his backpack and pull out a fedora. I ran as fast as I could in the other direction because I was worried about what he would whip out next."
"I was sitting next to a Eugene in class yesterday, when all of a sudden I see him reach into his backpack, I was extremely worried about what he would whip out, so I forced the teacher to let me go to the toilet before I got shot up"
"Me and my friends were sitting in the dining hall, when we see a lonely Eugene reaching into his backpack, we saw a flash of wood, which instantly prompted my Vietnam flashbacks; causing us all to run before he emptied his extended clips into the dinner ladies"

by BFGRED May 17, 2017

Alexa's Backpack

1. a purple backpack in which contains an exotic print to qualify as of having an 'indie'-like style

2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background

"Hey, Alexa! I see you bought a new backpack."
"Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?"
"Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool."
"Pretty cool?"
"Well yeah, I mea--"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?"
"I--"
"I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!"

~*~

"Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?"
"I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again."
"But--"
"Never again."

by Frothers August 8, 2012

Dion's Backpack

Dion's backpack is a term used to discribe something amazing

"Wow" Olivia said while looking at dion's backpack

by Ree5e_richie May 14, 2018

Backpack-slap

When a person puts backpack on and intentionally hits someone else in the face so hard the person becomes hurt.

As the irritated business woman got up she backpack-slapped the innocent commuter's face next to her.

by Wordplayuh November 29, 2016

backpack status

When a girl/guy is constantly hanging off your back. This is worse then a stage 5 clinger. This person just doesnt understand no

Omg I told you I wont give you my # what is wrong with you? do you take no for an answer? youre like a backpack just hanging off of my back. serious backpack status.

by yan starr August 30, 2011

BackPack sex

Having sex with a backpack buy opening the zipper and sticking your junk in that compartment

"Dude, did you bang that chick?"
"Nah man, I got really drunk and wound up having backpack sex!"

by The Reactor October 1, 2009