When a heavy and/or furiously excreted turd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.
God damn Son! I suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! All my shit be shitty as a shitty ass mutha fucker!
by Dr Jones the Jew February 20, 2008
Noun - the "spray" resulting from the use of a urinal, usually resulting in pee speckled pants/shorts and hands.
Typical causes - standing too close, excessive stream strength.
Typical causes - standing too close, excessive stream strength.
Tom: Hey man, What happened to your pants? Get caught in a sudden crotch downpour?
Jimmy: Ha-ha. No, stupid back splash from the urinal...
Jimmy: Ha-ha. No, stupid back splash from the urinal...
by BlackjackII April 07, 2008
by JAB/EJB July 06, 2006
by Aaron Cobb November 25, 2007
When you take a big crap and you terd lands in such a way that the dirty toilet water splashes back up at your ass getting you all wet. Usually refered to when your launching Ass Rockets.
by Chubbs March 15, 2004
by TMB June 17, 2003
by kythiefsnatcher April 25, 2010