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bachlorette party 

A party meant to be WOMEN and ONLY women!
Absolutely NO men are allowed to attend this function throughtout the entirety of this event.
People to attend a bachlorette party are, the bride, bridesmaid, and any other female guests who want to endure in a thrilling, penisless experience. (except for those plastic ones you put around your neck).
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bachlorette party 

A party meant to be WOMEN and ONLY women!
Absolutely NO men are allowed to attend this function throughtout the entirety of this event.
People to attend a bachlorette party are, the bride, bridesmaid, and any other female guests who want to endure in a thrilling, penisless experience. (except for those plastic ones you put around your neck).

bachelorette party 

A nite where the bride to be and her favorite ladies, dress up, and go out for one last night on the toswn to be wild and crazy before marriage. Normally lots of liquor and drugs are involved with a nice spa day in the morning in their 5 star hotel.
Theres no such thing as cheating during a bachelorette party.

Bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar

Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.

Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”

Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”

Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!

Man 1: “Bye!!!”