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Baby Wipe

The act of placing a crisp dollar bill on the palm of one's hand and wiping a Strippy's puss with it as if you were wiping a baby's ass.
Yo did you see Nick "Baby Wipe" that strippy last night at Gua Gua's?
by Strippies May 20, 2014
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Baby Wipe

The term “baby wipe” can be used to reference something you might smell after doing cocaine; referenced by ski mask slump god
Bruh this coke got me wondering where there’s a baby wipe at
by Mami. A September 8, 2018
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baby wipe

a kid who is a ass wipe
u call adults ass wipes and kids baby wipes
"did that kid just smack u?"
"yeah that baby wipe"
by latrisha February 16, 2008
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Baby wipe

A pre-moistened, pre-packaged tissue used to wipe up whatever leftover sperm does not get licked, slurped, swallowed or eaten during a gangbang or orgy.
The use of baby wipes in porn only rubs in for all the spilled spermies that they will never get to make a baby.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
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Baby wipe bath

A quick and dirty way to clean yourself outside of a normal bathing situation (e.g. a festival, a service station toilet, in the car on the way to work). Frequently used by festival goers when the provided facilities are less than desirable.
"Oh my GOD I have the worst case of festivalfanny. I need to stop having baby wipe baths and have a real shower!"
by larkusto February 6, 2010
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Baby Wipe Whore

Those girls who come over for the "rodeo," then clean themselves up with baby wipes and leave immediately after.
Isn't necessarily a bad thing; could also apply to guys.
God, I love baby wipe whores. They just clean up and go home.
I thought she was a relationship girl. I guess she's just a baby wipe whore.
by PG13 August 19, 2013
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Hillbilly baby wipe

When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.
“ damnit frank we’re out of tp! Well don’t be a pussy just hillbilly baby wipe ya self!”
by Gbomb69 February 15, 2021
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