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Baby pig sweats 

When one has the cramping shits with no bathroom or toilet paper in sight and cold streams of sweat start flowing down your face
After eating at the Mexican restaurant I got a bad case of the baby pig sweats when I seen the out of order sign on the restroom door
Baby pig sweats by Suntingwong March 11, 2021

Whiney Baby Titty Pig 

Originally coined in Maine, this phrase made it's way into the boondocks of Idaho.
Meaning exactly what it implies, a narcissistic whiner who has got to suck on the titties..
Did you see how that dude flew off the handle?
Yeah, what a whiney baby titty pig..
Whiney Baby Titty Pig by Echo Nova January 21, 2022

baby alexander from peppa pig 

Baby Alexander might be small but
very powerful. He destroyed the
Russian, Chinese, and North Korea
army's. He killed Kim Jung Un with a
rock mythic mk-7 gun from Fortnite in
a 1v1 solos match in arena. He also
went back in time to give Adolf Hitler
Drugs when he was a little kid and
told him to eat the drugs. Baby
Alexander is also a dad of 3.
Dontavious, Jamal, and Donovan. He
beats all of them with the belt and a
gold rpg and sticks alcohol up their
butt crack.
baby alexander from peppa pig- a literal god
(random person 1):yo u heard of alexander from peppa pig?

(random person 2): oh u mean the guy that basically killed hitler?
(random person 1): yea he’s literally my idol

baby pigalump 

An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.

Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump
baby pigalump by Piga May 2, 2011

Baby Pigeon

When a male opens his jeans and squeezes his nut sack, so it resembles the baby pigeon, all veiny, red and slightly hairy. It's important only the nut sack is shown otherwise it can look like Monkey Brains, but it's not it looks like a Baby Pigeon
Hey Bru have you seen my baby pigeon?

Wow that is cute Olly, it's really growing !

He smells of baby fresh Bru...have a sniff ?

Urgghh they smell like your nut sack ?

Hahahaha it is my nutsack
Baby Pigeon by Egg & Cress December 6, 2010
if you're a dweeb with an exceptionally small pp (2in and below, to be precise).
Peter is such a babypig, I feel bad for his girlfriend. Or should I say his "boyfriend".
babypig by jumboshrimp1028 October 27, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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