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Baby pig sweats 

When one has the cramping shits with no bathroom or toilet paper in sight and cold streams of sweat start flowing down your face
After eating at the Mexican restaurant I got a bad case of the baby pig sweats when I seen the out of order sign on the restroom door
Baby pig sweats by Suntingwong March 11, 2021

Whiney Baby Titty Pig 

Originally coined in Maine, this phrase made it's way into the boondocks of Idaho.
Meaning exactly what it implies, a narcissistic whiner who has got to suck on the titties..
Did you see how that dude flew off the handle?
Yeah, what a whiney baby titty pig..
Whiney Baby Titty Pig by Echo Nova January 21, 2022

baby alexander from peppa pig 

Baby Alexander might be small but
very powerful. He destroyed the
Russian, Chinese, and North Korea
army's. He killed Kim Jung Un with a
rock mythic mk-7 gun from Fortnite in
a 1v1 solos match in arena. He also
went back in time to give Adolf Hitler
Drugs when he was a little kid and
told him to eat the drugs. Baby
Alexander is also a dad of 3.
Dontavious, Jamal, and Donovan. He
beats all of them with the belt and a
gold rpg and sticks alcohol up their
butt crack.
baby alexander from peppa pig- a literal god
(random person 1):yo u heard of alexander from peppa pig?

(random person 2): oh u mean the guy that basically killed hitler?
(random person 1): yea he’s literally my idol

baby pigalump 

An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.

Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump
baby pigalump by Piga May 2, 2011

Baby Pigeon

When a male opens his jeans and squeezes his nut sack, so it resembles the baby pigeon, all veiny, red and slightly hairy. It's important only the nut sack is shown otherwise it can look like Monkey Brains, but it's not it looks like a Baby Pigeon
Hey Bru have you seen my baby pigeon?

Wow that is cute Olly, it's really growing !

He smells of baby fresh Bru...have a sniff ?

Urgghh they smell like your nut sack ?

Hahahaha it is my nutsack
Baby Pigeon by Egg & Cress December 6, 2010
if you're a dweeb with an exceptionally small pp (2in and below, to be precise).
Peter is such a babypig, I feel bad for his girlfriend. Or should I say his "boyfriend".
babypig by jumboshrimp1028 October 27, 2019