Skip to main content

baby leg 

A large penis or dick.
As my tongue was roaming his mouth, and his was roaming mine. I pulled down his pants and he was stroking by breasts. Then I pulled down his boxers. I stopped kissing him and we stumbled onto my bed. I gasped as I saw a baby leg.
baby leg by kl123 October 20, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch

baby leg 

Generally, the size of a black man's penis.
<humble, yet happy black man>: Guhl, it's roughly about the size of a baby leg
baby leg by Nuckra May 28, 2003

baby leg 

I gotta get out of here. I got a baby leg waitin' at home.
baby leg by p5k April 25, 2008

german baby leg 

(n) a five plus pound penis that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby's leg complete with rolls. Often achieved with the help of implants and injections.
Elmer: "hey shit cletus, what you got in your pocket? "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "
german baby leg by Austin Pealy April 16, 2015

baby zebra leg

When a white Jewish girl gives a black man a handjob; the variation of colors resembles that of a zebra.
I gave Sagar the tightest baby zebra leg yesterday-he got slut's toothpaste everywhere.
baby zebra leg by Megan Vander October 29, 2007

Baby Momma Leg Lock 

(BMLL) A martial arts jujitsu move only performed by women. This trapping move is inflicted by the crazed female upon the male victim of her choice during intercourse. The female (on top) full mounts the male (on back) and locks her legs around him when he is about to spew his swimmers... commonly resulting in non-consensual pregnancy. Also known as the “child trapper.”
Your Honor, my client is indeed the father, but should be exempt from child support, insert crazy hoe name victimized my client with the (BMLL) Baby Momma Leg Lock ...

male yelling for help in hotel room “Help! Call da po po ! BMLL!

Baby Legs 

A phrase used to describe someone who is vertically challenged, and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the pace of a normal sized person; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with a dwarf.
What it do, baby legs? How you been?

Danny DeVito.
Baby Legs by jan4 November 19, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next