when one is in someone elses house, and finds the condom stash and pokes a hole threw every condom with a needle, ultamately making the one using the condoms to have as many unwanted babies as he has girls in bed.

jim:hey bob I did the unwanted babyprank on tom last night
bob:OMGZOR he is going to be so fucked up

unwanted babyprank by venusofdoom May 20, 2007

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babycranked

a word describing goods or apparel made in a third world factory by young children.

andy: you know this suit was babycranked
coco: i do love you in a babycranked suit, andy.

babycranked by Theo Dies February 4, 2012

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Babyrank

Not doing something to a full extent; Being scared of doing something.

Damn mikity was babyranking it last night.
Vargas is a babyrank when it comes to dirtbikes.

Babyrank by mikity May 13, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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