Baboon

Going ass-to-ass with a partner and masturbating the other person through your legs.

After huffing paint, Shira and Danny babooned in the laundry room.

by Kendrick Paulson February 21, 2011

Babooning

Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.

"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."

by bizdoggette June 7, 2016

Baboonism

When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic

I would use baboonism in context to a response

Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "

by Stee Bee December 24, 2019

the baboon

Someone who likes to shit in sinks whilst hanging from the ceiling. Usually they remove ceiling tiles and find pipes to hang from.

I went for a piss in work only to find the new guy doing the baboon.

by blake57 October 26, 2011

Baboon

A person that sags their pants revealing they're ass.

boy 1: Dude, you see Robert's sagging his pants?
boy 2: Yea he's a totally baboon

by hshadow April 23, 2009

Baboon

A baboon is a rare type of a retarded student.

Ex: The Albino Rhenzo Esquivel baboon

by WILDCATS A FUC BOI March 16, 2018

Baboon

You.

Shut the fuck up you ignorant stank ass ratchet ass tf looking fugly ass BABOON I hope you choke on a dildo with old mans cum on it.

by Zaddyhellen June 21, 2018