awl

when someone says some out of pocket shit.

peon ass nigga: i be eating ass lowkey.
me: awl

by fento18 June 24, 2021

awl

The biggest tool of them all. Because it's the most useless tool in the toolbox.

"OMG, that guy was such an awl. He couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground."

by jj81 June 24, 2009

awl

Something a bit "Ohoho."

I'll awl you, my native american concubine.

by Suavo July 18, 2003

Awl

a pointed tool for marking surfaces or for punching small holes

"Truly, sir, all that I live by is with the awl... I am, indeed, sir, a surgeon to old shoes; when they are in great danger, I recover them."

Julius Caeser

by NewWorldSavage May 12, 2009

Awl

Awl-Something a ‘cool’ person uses to describe you. Aww. Incorrect spelling is a lifestyle, I don .... wif yall fake ppl, not here for sum unwanted opinion. Did I ask u for sum?

Emp trell- send sum
Madi- I don’t know... not feeling the best today
Emp trell- do it
*sends
Emp trell- Awl

by Contractkyu January 11, 2020

cobbler's awls

Cockney Rhyming slang meaning "balls" (as in testicles)

Ow me bloody cobbler's awls

by Lord Skywalker May 10, 2014

Awls Law

a law that states when you "make up a guy to get mad at" that guy really does exist

I made up a person who got mad at people who are in relationships with people that like cartoons because it makes them child coded. And then I saw a tweet saying this very same thing in earnest the next day. Another classic example of Awls Law in action.

by littlemeowmeow September 14, 2021