awkwardmouth

The pose someone's mouth makes when it has tasted a bodily fluid it doesn't like.

Usually used in a 18+ sexual context

"Dude listen, she put it in her mouth but l never wash down there, she looked disgusted and had awkwardmouth, so tragic."

by mr123vikk20 September 30, 2024

awkwardmophobia

The fear of awkward moments. People usually develop this as a result of a teacher or boss saying/doing something accidentally inappropriate, causing all observing students to be awkwardly scarred.

Often a vicious circle, as 'I think I have awkwardmophobia' usually leads to a long awkward silence among friends.

Teacher: I won't be here Tuesday, class. I have to drill some holes in my bedroom.
Dude 1: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Dude 2: Oh shit, think I peed my pants. Stupid awkwardmophobia.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 16, 2012