awkward rock 

A variation on awkward turtle created by hitting your fist onto an open, outstretched palm. The ringing verberation of the contact should accentuate the silent awkwardness. Awkward rock is awktastic.

Lance Bass: hey guys I'm gay
Everyone: HAHAHA WE KNEW IT!
Justin Timberlake: awkward rock *plop*

awkward rock by jimbo_z January 30, 2008

The Awkward Rock 

Passed down from generation to generation, this legendary rock bestows its colossal powers of social ineptitude upon the lucky few. The Awkward Rock may neither be thrown nor tossed nor had fun with in any form... although several scholars argue that some fondling has occurred over the millennia. Some geologists have postulated that it came perhaps from space, however; more conventional theorists insist that this majestic rock was born of a Titan's sneeze, during the dawn of the world. Either way, none may argue the joy and fulfillment that the Awkward Rock has brought to countless people over the ages, at the comedic expense of the blessed few.

Sally could only look on in horror as Austin stumbled and bumbled over compliment and innuendo alike. No! She did not care that she reminded him of his night elf twink. No! She knew what Austin meant by having a cream-filled sausage feast.

...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.

The Awkward Rock.

The Awkward Rock by Ry'Hara January 2, 2009