A hug that is almost a hug, but climaxes as a cluster-fuck of random arm and body movement involving the two people.
Guy 1- Dude, Steve just saw his ex-girlfriend Guy 2- Oh snap! I thought he said she wasn't mad at him anymore
Guy 1- She's not, she approached him
Guy 2- Did they hug?
Guy 1- No man, they AWKWARD hugged
Guy 2- Oh shit.
A very awkward way a male embraces another male. The hug giver reaches around the hug receiver, hold them tightly with both arms, places his face over the receiver's shoulder and breaths heavily onto their neck or ear. Usually cause the receiver to violently push or shove away his assailant while cursing or calling the attacker any form of homosexual adjectives.
Motives of the attacker, or awkward hug giver range from just messing with his friends or actually initiating contact to vent pent up homosexuality because he is still in the closet. Both cases are easily identified, the first is characterized by laughter and little awkwardness after interaction. The other is more awkward than normal awkward hugs and the giver could not want to let go or be unable to laugh his actions off.
AcronymsA.M.H.
"GET OFF ME, HOMO!"-Receiving Guy
"Whats going on?"-Bystanding Guy
"Cory just gave me an awkward man hug."-Receiving Guy
"Cory?! Is this true?"-Bystanding Guy
"I'm gay."-Cory
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.