Awkcock 

A very awkward freudian slip.

That Dorito Muchocowpie loves awkcocks so much.

Awkcock by Pancakeissofunny June 25, 2010

awkcock 

1. n. Awkwardly shaped male appendage

2. adj. So awkward that your cock falls off.

1. "That girl jess, the hermaphrodite, has such an awkcock that I fartrinkled all over her."

2. "This situation is awkcock"

awkcock by jbaby^2 September 26, 2011