award winning

This term is used to connote positivity, or negativity with a particular situation, or object.

On its own, the term is good. But, mix up your words a bit, and you can flip it around to make it seem bad.

"Dude I crashed into a manure truck the other day."
"I'm not surprised, your driving isn't exactly award winning."

"That Klipspringer is an award winning son of a bitch."

"Dude, Terry is so rico suave with the ladies, it's award winning."

award winning by Raney November 19, 2004

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award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.

There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!

award winning turd by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

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world famous award winning juicy moist burgers

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!

Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!

world famous award winning juicy moist burgers by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

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Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu

Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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