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automobills 

As Beyonce best described it, automobills are bills that are associated with your automobile.
From the song "I can pay my automobills" because she's an independent woman.
automobills by KatieMc July 30, 2007

automobilesexual 

sexually attracted to cars, has different types referring to color and brand.
car: are you automobilesexual because I need you to ride me right now.
automobilesexual by combabbycomon December 18, 2020

autoimmobilist 

see : parade maker
( A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.)
Late ? Sure I spend half the way home behind an autoimmobilist !
autoimmobilist by Jofuzz March 12, 2009

automobiliality 

When a car is so freaking sexy you just want to have sex with it and/or causes you to reach climax/orgasm
Example 1:

Dave: Tim, that new BMW M3 is so freaken sexy man.
Tim: I know man I just want to fuck it in the tailpipe.
Dave: You better be careful bro you'll get arrested in this state for automobiliality!

Example 2:

Guy: DAMN! That Lamborghini is so freaken hot It makes me wanna jizz all over the hood.

Example 3:

Girl: OMG That sound of that Ferrari's engine is making me so wet i wanna just bend over in front of it.
automobiliality by CraziPali December 22, 2009

automobiliaphilia 

Also known as automotive fetishism. This is the name used to describe a fetishistic attraction for engaging in sexual acts in motorized vehicles.
My boyfriend said he has these fantasies about doing all these sexual things with me in his car, he's such an automobiliaphiliac
automobiliaphilia by Xander H February 26, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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