see : parade maker
( A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.)
Late ? Sure I spend half the way home behind an autoimmobilist !
When a car is so freaking sexy you just want to have sex with it and/or causes you to reach climax/orgasm
Example 1:
Dave: Tim, that new BMW M3 is so freaken sexy man.
Tim: I know man I just want to fuck it in the tailpipe.
Dave: You better be careful bro you'll get arrested in this state for automobiliality!
Example 2:
Guy: DAMN! That Lamborghini is so freaken hot It makes me wanna jizz all over the hood.
Example 3:
Girl: OMG That sound of that Ferrari's engine is making me so wet i wanna just bend over in front of it.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"