Yes to protect you I need a degree of authority over you. And this ties into the thing I said about women grabbing their men’s arms in a conflict or crisis and getting knocked out (Which is a thing that he got from me (just like the “dim lights” and the either “on or off” thing)If I tell you to let go of my arm and you don’t you put us both in danger.
Hym “It’s also not inconceivable to have authority over a woman. Anyone who employs a woman has a degree of authority over a woman. Here’s a scenario. I’m the manager of a small gas station. The only other employee is a woman. I tell her to take out the trash. Taking out the trash is a part of the job. I am in a position of authority so I tell her to do her job and take out the trash. She tells me no. As working at a gas station is ‘at will employment’ I can fire you for any reason under the sun. Therefore, you are trading a degree of authority over what you do with your time in exchange for a job. You can deny the authority but then you have to give up the job in the same way you can deny the authority of someone trying to protect you but you have give up the safety.”
by Hym Iam October 24, 2022
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i have authority over you
by Anonymous September 23, 2002
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The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...
Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.
by Hemingway34 June 22, 2010
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The. Best. Job. Ever.
-One has no boss.
-One has no specific time to wake up.
-One can make up stories without being questioned.
-One can make millions.
-One can go on holidays as much as they please.
-One can work when they feel like it.
-One is not rushed.
-One can work at home.
Stephanie Mayer is not an author.
She. Is. A. Fool.
by LE POOPMASTER!!! January 29, 2012
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we're not crazy. we're whimsical.
authors can go on amazing adventures using only a keyboard, a pencil and paper, and their imagination ;)
by anawesomeauthor February 23, 2012
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A delusion of a weak, easily-subdued mind, that believes there exists a person who has more rights than others, and thus has the ability to dictate what reality is and isn't, or should and shouldn't be.

98% of people believe in 'Authority', whether it be Authority through popularity, financial status, or PHDs earned after decades of blindly following a 'reality' that has been curated for you by others, who fallaciously claim to have Authority.

History, if accurate, has shown time and time again that those who follow the status quo (I.e the majority) are the ones that stop society from progressing and allow atrocities to be committed in the name of preserving a (flawed) paradigm.
Sheep: OMG, did you see the new vaccine mandates?
Chad: Idgaf lol, what authority do mandates have over me?
Sheep: Wtf bigot?? trust the science
by The Narrow Path December 21, 2021
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What people hate but don't realize they cant live without it because people are stupid.
Now that authority is gone who will tell what to do?
by RPtheFP May 24, 2005
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