autches 

a made up term while being incredibly high for the state of being awesome, cool, righteous, sweet...etc...

stoner1 "dude that was fuckn autches!!"

stoner2 "yeah man! that was fuckn...wait, what did

u say?

autches by kammelle July 27, 2010

Autochester 

The act of commenting on a now over 18 year old friend's high school picture and saying they are hot or attractive.

See also: Lez autochester; the act of commenting on someone of the same sex's old picture before they were 18 and saying they are hawt.

Friend: "Aw, I found my high school year book from sophomore year. I look so young"

Comment: "Still good lookin', though. I hope I can say that without autochestering myself"

Same sex comment: "you are pretty hawt in this pic! I think I just lez autochestered myself."

Autochester by Hill_dawg October 16, 2012

Authesys

Derived from "Au" (Gold), the "Ship of Theseus" (rebirth through replacement), and "Synthesis".
It describes the act of creating value, meaning, or function out of what others perceive as trash, noise, or void. Authesys is the autonomous power to define a system or situation yourself – turning chaos into order simply by naming it and owning the process. It is the turning of 1+1=2 (predictable) into -1+1=0 or 1/0=error (undefined). The opposite of accepting the default settings of life.

Everyone said the project was dead and the resources were garbage. But Alex and Ilja didn't listen. They took the scraps, reconfigured the whole workflow from scratch, and turned the mess into a masterpiece. They pulled a total Authesys on that situation.

Authesys by AKIGiamaware December 15, 2025