australian pu

When a man or two take out there dicks or dick and tie it together to make puppets for there audience

Hey bro do you want to see me Australian puppeteer tonight?

Yeah sure I will bring butter

by connerb529 July 22, 2016

Australian Puppeteer

The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.

Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.

"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"

"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"

"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"

by The Puppeteer October 4, 2007

Australian Push-Up

An up-side-down push up. It is where you lie on your back and move your arms up side down.

In gym today, I did Australian Push-Ups all day.

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Australian Donkey Punch

The wild younger brother of the Donkey Punch. This technique requires the sexual partner to have their head down to their toes while standing, to experience the true upside-down worldly experience. Instead of punching the partner, they are bunted with a boomerang.

When my girlfriend requested that we became more culturally aware people, I decided to fill her needs with an Australian Donkey Punch .

by Papa July 28, 2008

Australian Fist Pump

It's like a regular fist pump only it's "Down Under." Can be used to describe masturbating or getting a handjob.

I didn't go out last night, just stayed at home watched Martha Stewart and Australian Fist pumped

by BCBrando November 8, 2010

Australian death punch

During sexual intercourse with a female who is an diabetic, you pull her pump off, punch them in the face, and then stick it in her ass.

Ryan showed her the australian death punch last night.

by i Am Mekanix November 11, 2020

Austrian gas pump

The Austrian gas pump is when You feed your girl large quantities of food, and she is so full of food that she needs to shit a lot. Then you fuck her in the ass and the shit explodes causing it to go all over you shirt, pants, and dick.

This girl Jaminca wanted to do the Austrian gas pump with me.

by Jmoney0x0 July 3, 2022