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Australian Puppeteer 

The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.

Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.
"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"

"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"

"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"

Australian Push-Up 

An up-side-down push up. It is where you lie on your back and move your arms up side down.
In gym today, I did Australian Push-Ups all day.
Australian Push-Up by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Australian push-pop

The act of shoving your thumb up a guy's ass, unexpectedly.

Get it, bc its down unda?
Macy got home and ran into my room holding a towel around her thumb.

"omg natalee I just turned this guy into an Australian push-pop-"

"Why the fuck would you do that??? Wash your god damn hands!"

Australian Donkey Punch

The wild younger brother of the Donkey Punch. This technique requires the sexual partner to have their head down to their toes while standing, to experience the true upside-down worldly experience. Instead of punching the partner, they are bunted with a boomerang.
When my girlfriend requested that we became more culturally aware people, I decided to fill her needs with an Australian Donkey Punch .

Australian Fist Pump

It's like a regular fist pump only it's "Down Under." Can be used to describe masturbating or getting a handjob.
I didn't go out last night, just stayed at home watched Martha Stewart and Australian Fist pumped
Australian Fist Pump by BCBrando November 8, 2010

Australian death punch 

During sexual intercourse with a female who is an diabetic, you pull her pump off, punch them in the face, and then stick it in her ass.
Ryan showed her the australian death punch last night.