That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.
by wolfbait51 April 6, 2011
A woman your father impregnated who happens to be both your aunt and mother. The looped branch of the family tree.
One session changes family structure and status. Too many new titles starting with two people, aunt mother and uncle father.
One session changes family structure and status. Too many new titles starting with two people, aunt mother and uncle father.
Nine months before you were born, your aunt mother and uncle father hooked up at a family reunion. things happened - you got a mother, uncles, father, aunts,great aunts, great uncles, grand Oh fuck! it gets confusing but you get the point.
by cormonza1@aol.com May 14, 2009
Dinesh had his first sexual encounter with the ravishing Lavanya, the neighborhood aunt to many impressionable young men even though she was well into her 30s.
by Konga February 2, 2010
by mooseknuckles October 26, 2002
Sister to your dad or mom, has piercings and/or tattoos. Plays video games and teachers you about things your parents would rather wish you wouldnt just yet.
Oh man! You are my Cool Aunt! You obviously got all the Cool genes, which is why my mom/dad is such a tool!
by Luruvid June 19, 2019
"And I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you know? ... Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know. Aunt Coulter." - Michelle Wolf, 2018 WHCA Dinner
by heavenlynut April 30, 2018
A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg
Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.
by DJMarcusA March 23, 2021
