Wine aunt

An aunt with little to no interest in having children. Has much more interest in having a free and carefree life than the responsibilities of a family.

No I don’t think Miranda’s the mom friend I think she has wine aunt energy

by Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon May 22, 2021

aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping

young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009

agony aunt

a womon in a magazine who gives you advice if you are a sad person with no one else to talk to.

person; " dear agony auntt, my best friend is so much better looking, cleverer, and an all around brilliant person that I feel inadequate. What should I do?"

agony aunt: "kill yourself" (not really; that last bits a joke

by bradhadair January 8, 2005

Aunt Flo

A female's monthly period.

I'm bummed because Aunt Flo arrived last night.

by SAgent October 1, 2005

aunt val

Street name for the drug diazepam (Common brand name: Valium)

He's back on the aunt val

by Kit N February 19, 2014

Lesbi-aunt

Female relative who has jumped the fence.

Dude, my mom's sister dumped worthless Uncle Earl, hooked up w/that husky butch in the flannel shirt from the food Co-op, and moved to Vermont. Now, she's my lesbi-aunt

by eyetye291 December 7, 2008

Aunt Flow

when a girl is on her period (code word)

sallie: Aunt flow came to visit today
sue : ugh she's coming next week for me
joe: WHO TF IS AUNT FLOW

by LoloMarie023 June 25, 2017