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aubrey syndrome

A condition in which a person can not stop making people laugh, even if there is no reason to laugh. People with this condition can get angry very easily, especially at food touching syrup.
Conditioned Person: These fries are so good, especially with ketchup

Friend: "SLAP" fries go into syrup on lunch tray

Conditioned Person: I will murder you!!!!( gives friend evil eye)

Conditioned Person: Slaps friend on forehead, friend retreats to other side of cafeteria and cowers

Friend: You must be crazy! Sometimes you seem so happy and sometimes you have aubrey syndrome!
by Wolfiecat88 March 10, 2017
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Audrey Shiremen Syndrome

Audrey Shiremen syndrome is the syndrome of being attached to somebody that will always neglect you and never want you. typically the Audrey Shiremen syndrome vocalizes itself through desperate pleas for affection which seem to never be reciprocated.
“I heard that girl won’t stop texting Pryor about how she misses him.”
“Did Pryor ever say anything like that to her?”
“Nope.”
“She definitely has Audrey Shiremen Syndrome.”
by Pryor D July 29, 2019
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