at half mast

where you had a throbber, and then has died down, but is still not gone flacid, and is still erect, but has just lost most of the inflation, giving the impression of a pencil dick, but you've just not got a full-on boner.

i was having a wank the other day, and then i heard a noise, but then when i went back, i was at half mast

at half mast by Shaun-e-e-e August 25, 2010

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flag at half mast

semi-erect penis, hollywood loaf, not ready for action

Drinking all night put the flag at half mast, and Rob could not perform.

flag at half mast by elvette July 21, 2006

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Related Words

at half mast • flag at half mast • Sailing at half-mast • At Noi • AT&T • at-mo-sphere • AT-ST • at the end of the day • AT-AT • at the drive-in

Sailing at half-mast

A partial erection.

I’m trying to get it in, but I’m sailing at half-mast.

Sailing at half-mast by Red Bastard July 4, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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