Kakuzu  

1: A butt-kinkin' character of of Naruto, and is partner to Hidan.
2. He can use tentecles to strangle, mame, rip things into pieces, and otherwise hurt very very very badly. Dude, like really bady. He's deadly.
3: He is known for being able to sew body parts back to where they belong.
4: He is kind of immortal, by having five hearts, and to kill him, you must kill ALL of the hearts. Seriously. Weird, right?
5: HE IS OBSESSED WITH MONEY!

(In a bathroom)
Kakuzu : Okay, here's the trading post.
Hidan: Why is it in a freakin' bathroom?
Kakuzu: Don't ask me. Just come.
Hidan: I don't know if it's the bathroom of that body, the smell is freakin' gross!
Kakuzu: Shut up and come on!

Kakuzu by Siyui-no Akatsuki December 23, 2008

kauzum 

Dude who streams fortnite and is bald as shit.He is also a guy who rages so hard in video games he destroys all his household items

Yo have you seen kauzums streams lately?

kauzum by ducklover4ever200 January 31, 2023

Kakuzato_________v2

Kakuzato, a young man who tends to get a lot of girls. He is very cute and makes good anime content. He even states facts like “dragonball>every anime to exist”.

Kakuzato_________v2 you are really cute!

Kakuzato_________v2 by Dragonball> February 19, 2021

Kazuzu 

Used when one is in the middle of foreplay and it reaches the point of putting the condom on.

"Its time for the Kazuzu" condom wrapper

Kazuzu by Kazuzu_user February 24, 2018

Kazuzu 

a strange person, who is always "o_o" despite the things around him, has a gay long hair too, and looks lige girl xDDDD

"mierda marico, vistes ke esa tipa exploto de la sifilis ke agarro en una orgia con 234234 hobres???"

"kazuzu: o_o"
"kazuzu: omg, lol o_o"

Kazuzu by Pedro January 20, 2005

Kakuzool

a slang term to describe steam or foam

"hey man, look at that kakuzool over there seeping from that dog"

Kakuzool by Yo Mama112 March 4, 2009