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The Asuka Defense 

When someone evades an accusation by just saying they didn’t do it and it works.
“She has no real alibi, she’s just throwing out The Asuka Defense.”
The Asuka Defense by Jester45 February 24, 2021
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Ryo Asuka 

A bad bitch, He’s a character from Devilman Crybaby. He is someone who deserves to be worshipped and loved
Also hes gay for Akira
“Ryo Asuka is such a bad person” - Some idiot
“No he’s perfect and has boobies” - a legend
Ryo Asuka by ryoasukaryoasuka October 31, 2020

Sleepy Asuka 

Verb: The act of masturbating over the sleeping body of your significant other and finishing in your hand acompanied by the phrase "I'm so fucked up." when finished. As made popular by Shinji Ikari in the infamous hospital scene from the 1997 End of Evangelion OVA for the series finale of Neon Gensis Evangelion, where in which he masturbates to Asuka's comatose body.
Bob: So what did you do when you got home with your girl last night
Tod: I waited for her to fall asleep and I gave her a Sleepy Asuka
Bob: I'm sorry, what?
Tod: I'm so fucked up
Sleepy Asuka by Unit03 December 5, 2012

Asuka kinnie 

An estj with anger issues who while describes them-self as independent lives off of the validation they get from other people. Is a close relative of the “shinji kinnie”
Do you see that girl over there? I heard shes an asuka kinnie, do you think she’s a shinnie?
Asuka kinnie by Sidsidsidsidsid August 20, 2021

Ryo Asuka 

A bad bitch, He’s a character from Devilman Crybaby. He is someone who deserves to be worshipped and loved
“Ryo Asuka is such a bad person” - Some idiot
“No he’s perfect and has boobies” - a legend
Ryo Asuka by ryoasukaryoasuka October 31, 2020
Pilot of Evangelion Unit 02. Works under NERV. German. 14 years old. Resides with Major Misato and Shinji Ikari, pilot of Evengelion Unit 01. Mother commited suicide.
asuka by New September 13, 2003
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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