astrohump

The action of someone or something humping astronomically

I’ve seen the dog astrohump a few pillows.

by crackbishead September 17, 2023

astrodummynomical

Something that goes dummy and is really out of this world

My friend Justin just astrodummynomically gobbled that glizzy

by LazyFeels March 16, 2021

astrodump

An astrodump must be done using a public restroom with private stalls. You climb up to the top of the stall, hang off with pants down and drop a bill cosby aiming for the toilet bowl

Last night i took an astrodump at the mall, and it landed on the floor

by James gold December 31, 2018

Astronomp

The word that come out when you fail to spell astrology

. *yo lets play hang man
*the last guy writes P instead of a Y*
*writes Astronomp*
*same guy gets hanged*

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Astrojumbotron

When your secret corporate affair gets accidentally exposed on a stadium jumbotron, typically during a Coldplay concert, turning your private mess into public entertainment.

Examples:

• bro pulled a full astrojumbotron last night at Coldplay

• HR sent out a memo after the CEO’s astrojumbotron moment

• never underestimate the power of an astrojumbotron to ruin your Friday

by Tima Rocks! July 17, 2025