Assholier

a person that becomes so rotund and bloated in their demienor beyong the confines of the singular word 'asshole' becomes 'ASSHOLIER'

michael was being such an asshole then he goes and eats a baby, now hes even assholier

by Joe Radd October 4, 2006

assholiness

The act of being a glorified asshole.

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!

by Lady Sarcasm December 2, 2010

assholiness

The state or quality of being an asshole.

My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.

by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

assholiness

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags

Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.

by J Snow February 5, 2010

assholiness

A grade A, highest ranking asshole

"Your wish is my command your assholiness"

by bwitchu March 16, 2004

Assholy

From the root words "asshole" and "holy".

1. A mocking gesture to someone who thinks they are better than others.

2. A priest kink.

1. "Dee was being extra assholy today."

2. "Cassie gets off on reading Assholy."

by forsakensyke October 15, 2008

Assholy

Adj. Using your religious beliefs to justify your jackassery. See homophobia.

Sam: I don't support homosexuality because of that one verse in Leviticus and it goes against my beliefs.
Christy: No, it actually just makes you uncomfortable. Stop being assholy, Sam.

by Esme Bancroft May 19, 2013