noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.

Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."

assholescent by Janwriter June 4, 2010

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assholeness

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole

-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.

assholeness by hate you November 5, 2007

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assholette

The female version of an asshole.

Geez, that women is an assholette.

assholette by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

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assholehead

Someone who presents themself as an utterly incompetent moron, consistantly fucking up whatever he/she does, it makes u wonder if there's an asshole where his/her brain would normally be.

You crapped in your pants again you assholehead?

assholehead by TheN C November 25, 2009

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