floral asshat

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

by DeathlySquid March 5, 2016

Asshat

A adjective used by Karen McKringleberry to describe Juan.

Karen called Juan an asshat for no reason

by Notasshat February 26, 2020

asshat

Male version of a CUNT!

Quit being such an ASSHAT! Your kinder to your hat than you are me! Let me ware your hat and put my finger in YOUR ass.

by cmhupp June 8, 2020

Asshat

A Person, who is so wrong in anything they say or do, that they must've been doing it wrong for the moment they were born - coming out legs first, wearing their mothers as a 'hat', for a brief moment; with a lasting effect causing them to revert to their original state, as stated by the conservation law referred to in Neother's theorem.

That asshat was wrong since he wore his momma for a hat. No wonder he is such a shithead.

by Stillam17 December 2, 2022

Asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. #Xaviermunrogreen

"You sir are an asshat!" "Wait, I'm no Xavier Green"

by Trevor. September 11, 2014

ASSHAT

A person that has a big heart.

OMG!!!!!!! CHARY YOUR SUCH AN ASSHAT. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

by Mr. Iamyourbitch May 1, 2018

asshat

a nickname someones friend gives them

hey remember when Doctor Asshat bitch slapped that toddler

by none other than Doctor Asshat June 1, 2016