braiding your asshairs

wasting time, either by doing nothing or by doing something pointless and/or counterproductive

bum 1: look at this bullshit i found
bum 2: bro its been two weeks stop braiding your asshairs and work on the project

braiding your asshairs by 8z._x April 21, 2026

matted asshair 

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

matted asshair by Buttceth November 7, 2012

Asshair 

Someone worse than an asshole, namely because an asshole serves an actual purpose, but an asshair smells just as bad and serves no useful purpose whatsoever.

John: Hey, that mark is an asshole
Frank:, No man, he's useless, he's an asshair.

Asshair by Daniel Beaton December 28, 2005

asshair 

The hair on one's ass.

Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs

asshair by minguab February 3, 2007

Asshair 

1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.

Tommy McKnight is an Asshair.

Asshair by Rein April 22, 2003

walking bag of wet asshair 

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

walking bag of wet asshair by Onionbag January 6, 2007

Soldered Asshair 

When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair

Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair

Soldered Asshair by Quickbrother July 25, 2019