Definitions by 8z._x

lover’s tattoo

the inevitable breakup following a declaration of forever love. when someone says “we’ll always be together, we’ll never break up” it puts the relationship on a timer. reminiscent of a tattoo expressing your love.

person 1: y’know, me and Ann love each other more than anythin else, i think we might be at it forever
person 2: man you know you gotta get the lover’s tattoo

lover’s tattoo by 8z._x July 10, 2026

braiding your asshairs

wasting time, either by doing nothing or by doing something pointless and/or counterproductive

bum 1: look at this bullshit i found
bum 2: bro its been two weeks stop braiding your asshairs and work on the project

braiding your asshairs by 8z._x April 21, 2026