assetuary

In relation to an asset or of assets in general.

The landlord made an assetuary gain when they reclaimed the forgotten sofa.

assetuary by julijuif November 19, 2022

Assetry 

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

assetarian

one whom eats ass only

Did you hear that Ronnie Mac is an assetarian

assetarian by bhoot15 December 29, 2017

Asseurysm 

An asseurysm is the medical term for when multiple farts are blocked behind a brewing turd, causing the pressure in your ass to rise and a feeling of discomfort in your ass. Failure to release the turd and lower your ass pressure may result in Coronary Ass Disease (CAD).

"Hey, where did Mike just go?"

"He dashed off to the loo. I think he was about to have an asseurysm."

Asseurysm by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

asseurysm 

The act of twerking so much that you have a aneurysm

Laquasha: DOCTOR DOCTOR HELP I CANT STOP TWERKING!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry Laquasha but you have an asseurysm.

asseurysm by Urmom123 March 31, 2014