Assbag

A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.

Haha, look! That old dude just dropped his assbag.

by catch24 October 25, 2006

assbag douchehole

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

by Swartz, J.R. February 26, 2006

Aldgate assbags

the neeky wet skater group that skates at Aldgate

oh i saw the Aldgate assbags today at aldgate

by BlemheaD March 10, 2022

assbag erd

A recovery disk for Windows XP that is labeled "Assbag." Found on a desk and ownership has not been claimed as of yet.

Person 1: "I found this CD on my desk."
Person 2: "What is is labeled?"
Person 1: "Assbag ERD, what does that mean?"
Person 2: "Ok, its an emergency recovery disk labeled 'assbag...' who's is this?!"

by MasterJedi01 March 15, 2010

assbag

Someone how is worse than shit in a bag. First used by 30Cal

You play TF2 like an assbag.

by Zbras November 15, 2016

Assbag

A name you would call someone when they are being a douche

You are an assbag

by Pertypickle123 March 18, 2019

Assbag

An assbag occurs when someone is going down on a girl and she farts in said person's mouth.

I assbagged him. He was eating me out and I poot when I get excited and his mouth filled with the gas...assbagging.

by jnrjwalker January 7, 2011