Originated at Kennedy Middle School in Florida. It is a generic insult, used to replace the already common, "asshole", and "bastard". Basically, someone who is just a bag of ass-ness.
Also can be considered a mixture of "asshole" and "dousche bag"
Also can be considered a mixture of "asshole" and "dousche bag"
by Kr3nz April 30, 2004
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A complete and utter asshole who deserves to big kicked in the ball sack. This word can be combined with jack ass for increased emphasis on the person’s total worthlessness, e.g. jackassbag.
by Patchdawg March 07, 2008
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by hewchardon May 22, 2003
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1. (adj.) one who resembles an ass; one who is ridiculous in their logic
2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment
2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment
You are such an ass-bag!
by Ninny & Robyn October 28, 2006
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a clumpy person who has an oversized asshole that looks like bag of shit hanging down when seen through the pants. Also referred to as a "clumpy fredwayne"
Hey Fred, what's that sac of shit hanging from your anus?? Wanye you know better....that's not shit, that's my ass bag!
by Jadee bithches July 18, 2006
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A person of the male persuasion who is prone to making promises and commitments he is constitutionally incapable of fulfilling. Upon realizing his incompetency, he acts as if nothing ever happened and labels himself "ASSBAG", mainly in an effort to make people laugh. What this "ASSBAG" (a.k.a. Tony B.) fails to recognize is naming himself assbag is probably the first truthful statement he's made in the situation he created.
ASSBAG: moves girlfriend 3000 miles to be with him, making promises of a family and marriage..a week after girlfriend has been home, ASSBAG has a moment of clarity and, to protect "girlfriend" from having her feelings hurt down the road, breaks up with her..but not before they've had sex, of course...
Girlfriend continues living with ASSBAG, having no other option at that point. Of course, human nature interferes, and the two continue sharing a bed and have sex a few more times.
Lo and behold, ASSBAG and ex-girlfriend are now expecting a child together...
The best part: ASSBAG pretends like nothing has ever happened, still...aside from a few text messages immediately following the news of the pregnancy, ASSBAG hasn't mentioned ONE WORD about their living situation or their baby....
Girlfriend continues living with ASSBAG, having no other option at that point. Of course, human nature interferes, and the two continue sharing a bed and have sex a few more times.
Lo and behold, ASSBAG and ex-girlfriend are now expecting a child together...
The best part: ASSBAG pretends like nothing has ever happened, still...aside from a few text messages immediately following the news of the pregnancy, ASSBAG hasn't mentioned ONE WORD about their living situation or their baby....
by THE EX GF August 11, 2011
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The greatest nickname in the movie "Outside Providence" starring Alec Baldwin. Has nothing to do with an ass or a bag.
by Gecko March 29, 2005
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